Some of the Men of Hartshorne on the Somme.

Having been told to take things at a slightly steadier pace, I decided to do some more research for a few more of the men that are named on the Hartshorne War Memorial.

While I accept I’m not born in the village it has been my home for the last 23 years and that of my better half since the late 70’s, and I have firm sense of belonging to the place. So each remembrance Sunday when back in the UK I have taken great pride in representing the Royal British Legion in the village and laid a wreath at the village war memorial.

One of the interesting things is that a villager produced a document called “In memory of the Men of Hartshorne who fell in the Great War”.

https://hartshornechurch.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/In-Memory-of-the-Men-of-Hartshorne-who-fell-in-The-Great-War-Who-were-they-v3.pdf

I’ve been using this document to search for where each of the men are either buried or where they are commemorated. During my posting to Mons, I’m aiming to try and visit as many as I can of those that are in Belgium and in France.

This weekend has seen me look to locate those that are in the Somme area. This covers 4 of the men listed on the village war memorial, these are:

  • Private James Blood, 10th Battalion Notts and Derby Regiment.
  • Lance Sergeant Thomas King, 4th Battalion Grenadier Guards.
  • Lance Corporal Sidney Walker, 2nd Battalion Royal Irish Regiment.
  • Lance Corporal John Walton, 1st Battalion North Staffordshire Regiment.

Of these 4 men, 3 have no known grave and are commemorated on the Thiepval Memorial.

The first is James Blood.

He is located on Pier 10 of the memorial and face “C” of the pier. Each pier and face of the memorial is coded to help locate the names, the numbers are at the base of the pier. As shown below:

The memorial has the names of all of the fallen with no known grave listed by Regiments, so by looking for the Unit it is then a case of looking for the rank and then the names are listed alphabetically.

For those visitors who are not of a military background the Regiments appear across the memorial by Regimental precedence, not in alphabetical order.

The next one that I’ll deal with is LCpl John Walton of the 1st Bn North Staffordshire Regiment. His name is located on the 14th Pier/ Piller and on Face B. His name appear just above the pier marker.

L/Sgt Thomas King of the 4th Bn Grenadier Guards is slightly different from the other 2 soldiers, in the fact that his name is not listed with in the Grenadier Guards roll, he is located separately as an addendum, which indicates that he was added to the list of the missing after the main list had been completed and carved. His name is located on the outside of the memorial on Pier 4 face C.

The last Man of Hartshorne, LCpl Sidney Walker of 2nd Bn Royal Irish Regiment, that I visited today does have a grave and he is located at the Caterpiller Valley Cemetery, which is just outside the village of Longueval. He is located in section 11 of the Cemetery, row E and grave 21.

Its been an interesting day tracking down these 4 names and their memorials.

The aim is to get photos or visit as many of these villagers graves or memorials as I can during my time in Belgium. I’ve already done a visit to Ypres and got a few and also a visit to Arras recently picked up a few more. I plan to create a blog post for each group that I track down.

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1890 UP Saddle Refurbishment update

Over the last couple of months there has been a bit of work done on the refurbishment of the 1890 Universal Pattern Saddle.

The 1890 UP when I originally picked it up.

Now I have to admit the main reason for the increase in activity has been two fold. The first was having been contacted by Gerard Hogan, a Military Saddler from Australia who had spotted a few “quirks” with my saddle that he was interested in getting some more details on. The other fact was that I needed something to be a focus away from the day job.

The result was that I did some work with Gerard to supply him details, photos and in some cases traces/ templates of some of the particular parts of the saddle to help with his research of the 1890 UP. That has really increased my knowledge about the saddle and how rare it is.

With its rareity in mind I’m aiming to refurbish it but with keeping as much of the original parts as I can.

So where are we at the moment?

The Saddle Tree (Arches and Timber boards/ fans) have been cleaned up and the arches have been repainted with metal paint and the boards have been cleaned, lightly sanded and given a couple of coats of varish.

All the leather work has been cleaned and scrubbed. With the advice of Gerard I used sunlight soap to help lift the 120 years (ish) worth of crud off the leather work, that did a cracking job of cleaning the leather but it took a blood age to clean the sink afterwards – Just as well that I did it out here in Mons, rather than at home where the GOC UKLF (AKA the Long Haired General) would have killed me!

One of the finds from the scrubbing clean was that there was a makers stamp in the middle of the Seat Leather. Showing D Mason & Son Ltd, Birmingham, 1902. With finding this set of markings the saddle now has 3 sets of period marks – 1901 for the Arches, 1902 for the Seat and 1903 for the wooden boards.

All of the leather was allowed to dry and then has a good coating of Leather balsam to get some life back into it.  with that done all of the smooth leather was given several coats of Dark Tan boot polish and the rough sides given a good covering of brown boot dubbin.

With some of the life now back in the leather it was time to start doing a few of the smaller repairs, such as replacing some of the damaged/ failed stitching. this was mainly on the front flaps of the seat. One of which had to be completely removed and restitched back on.

There are still parts of the saddle leather work that needs repair, in particular is the Y Girth straps. As part of the chat with Gerard it appears that the shape of the leather panel indicates that these are a second edition version and quite rare, so the plan is to replace the damange leather strap only and to keep the rest as original as possible, so brass rivets have been ordered and a local leather worker is making me a new replacement strap. (I suspect that they have all been replaced at some point in the past already by the look of them – which is not unreasonable as the UP Saddles are designed to be fixed in this way ).

The next phase of the refurbishment is to put new webbing straps onto the tree to support the seat. I’m in the process of ordering new screws for the refitting of the Y straps and the Sweat flaps and I need to get replacement short straps to replace the broken ones on both of the felts and also on the felt numnah.

damaged leatherwork on the saddle felts

So I’ve made a start on the refurbishment and there is strill a good bit to go at the moment but it is something that I don’t want to rush too much as I want to get the saddle back to a condition that I can use it for riding and not just as a show peice.

The other item that has now been added for the saddle is that Gerard made a set of period appropriate Saddle Wallets and straps to go with the 1890 UP when it is complete.

Gerard also added some Derbyshire Imperial Yeomanry markings on the wallets and straps as he knew that I intended to set the saddle up as a Yeomanry Saddle and the Derbyshire Yeomanry was my local mounted unit, a really nice touch and very appreciated.

I wanted the wallets to be darker in colour to match the saddle so a dark brown/ havanna brown leather dye was applied. and once dry the inside of the wallets was given a bit of nourishment with dubbin and the exterior was given several coats of dark tan boot polish and good going over with the boot brushes to buff them up.

Half way through the dyeing process, dye applied by paint brush.
Wallets polished and buffed.

I really must thank Gerard Hogan for his excellent work on the wallets and also his help and advice with the refurbishment of the saddle. I still have a quite a bit to do but things are moving now and I can see it starting to come together.

The next phase of work will be over the autumn period and hopefully I’ll have a completed project by Christmas. If you have any comments or thoughts on the work so far then please let me know via comments or via the contact page.

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Historians, Battlefield Guides and Reenactors

I follow quite a few historians, Battlefield Guides and Reenactors on Twitter, Youtube and a few other platforms. Why? well I like history, I like researching battles and then walking (and Riding) the ground, often giving a talk on the battle to those that I’m with, and I also do Living History/ Reenacting. So whats the issue?

Well…….

There are times when everyone hates each other or condemns each other but particularly at this time of year, the events season, I see quite a lot of focus on the the dislike and condemnation of the Reenactors and Living Historians.

Its that time of year when fat old blokes appear dressed up as aged paras….

there is nothing I hate more that seeing fat middle aged men pretending to be Richard Sharpe….

and so on and so on.

As a living Historian I’ve been on the end of this flak and I’ve also been part of the reason for the flak. But I’ve also seen the hypocrisy and double standards of the Historians and battlefield guides. So this is going to be a tale of how we all have a problem, how we can look to prevent the problem and how we all fit together and can work together.

Before I go any further – There are people out there that that already do this and are bloody good at it and it makes for really good events, talks and lectures. We just need to be:

  • Honest with ourselves.
  • Open minded to learning
  • Open minded to learning from others from the other groupings.
  • Prepared to work together
  • Understanding that just because you are in one of the groupings (Historian, Battlefield Guide or Reenactor), don’t think that there aren’t people from your grouping in some of the other Groups.

So what do I mean by some of these observations? Well lets have a chat.

I got into the Living History by accident but once in I really enjoyed it and for me the ability to learn history, demonstrate it and then engage with the public is the bit that pushed/ pulled me further into it.

So lets get things straight to start with I am the middle aged chubby bloke that likes to dress up (Steady now…….!) in historical uniforms. I’m 52 and stocky in build, I am not going to cut the mustard as a 1918 Royal Engineer Sapper aged about 21. However I have worked out that I can pass as a Warrant Officer or as a Major, and that works for portraying Sappers and Infantry. I have also kitted myself out as a Sergeant of the 5th Seaforths but not of an Infantry Company but of the Transport Section – why? because from images of the time there is a good spread of older blokes in that type of unit.

Its an early lesson that I learned from some reenacting groups – Do you look like you belong dressed the way you are? The other bit of my rationale is that I have been a Warrant Officer and an Officer, now I agree that doesn’t mean that I can carry it off as a period Officer or Warrant Officer/ SNCO but it gives me a basis for the role but I’ve had to dig in and learn the specifics of the role in the period portrayed.

Mistakes that I have made as a Living Historian that could be or are spotted a mile away by others in the Reenacting world:

  • wearing modern glasses. I’m a speccie git and I need my specticals all of the time (I’m not blind….) but for some of my early events I just wore my modern glasses, while they were plain metal frames I was very aware that they were not period appropriate. I now have period appropriate glasses for the Victorian & Great War period and also for the 1940s period. You get them from companies such as Dead Man’s Spex (https://www.deadmensspex.com/)- A very good company and great to deal with!
  • Using Modern Drill – this is a common issue with British Soldiers that start doing reenacting. The lifting your knee to parallel to the ground and stamping your feet is a post ww2 thing. And I’ve been caught out by it – yes the non-drillie sapper was caught out doing modern drill. WW1 drill is more akin to Royal Navy drill – sliding the foot in, less formality to it. The good reenacting groups do a lot of training to get their group and individuals to look the part and to break the habit for the serving soldiers in their ranks so that the foot drill is appropriate of the period.
  • Missing the small details – I have an officers SD Cap that dates from the 1940/ early 50s. Fairly well battered and was a good starter cap to use with WW1, when I picked it up it had modern stay bright ER2 side buttons on it. It was only after a couple of events that I clocked it and changed them for brass period buttons (I’ve also replaced it now with 2 period specific caps). Which was lucky as at the next event that I attended I was checked over and the individual was looking particularly for this type of thing.
  • Riding Boots – Riding boots are not cheap and most people have black riding boots. Luckily when I decided to invest in a set of long riding boots I went for brown ones which was not a bad idea for when I was doing competitive riding but for reenacting they just weren’t right. It wasn’t until I did the Warhorse 14 Event where we were asked to bring our own long riding boots that I realised how much they they were not appropriate. The style and cut of them was just not right. so over time I have managed to invest in a couple of pairs of boots. These haven’t been cheap, but they are really good to ride in and between them I can cover all of the Great war period.
  • There are other faux pas but as I’ve realised them or they have been pointed out they have been corrected or removed.

The so-what of this is that my journey to become better and more accurate has taken time, effort, research and some bits of embarrassment and some wrong turns, added to which it also costs. Next to no one can afford to come into this hobby and buy a full set of kit in one hit that is perfect. You tend to start with the basics and build from there or get loaned some kit to get you through your first season of events. Once you know that you enjoy it then you should start the real investment of time, effort, research and money.

So this is why you tend to have the middle aged individual with a bit more cash dominating the field.

A lot of people from the historian side of things are keen to point out the Fat SS bloke or a group of “Living History” bods at an event that just look shite while wearing all sorts of uniform, kit and equipment. Here is my take on things –

The WW2 German and SS reenactors get a shit load of flak from the historian community and others, they are an easy target to critise and often used as a focal point to have a go at the wider reenacting community. They are seen as right wing sympathisers, or Nazis in plan sight etc. Well while a very small number may be, the vast majority are not. Theres a whole wider discussion to be had rather than roll out a blanket – THEY SHOULD BE BANNED! – I don’t agree with that. There are some very good living history groups that do WW2 German Forces, they do it in an educational way and they do excellent displays. if you ban them then you lose an important part of history, you only see one side of the story and that means that parts of the story go missing or are glossed over or simply disappear. My view is that incomplete or unbalanced history is not good history and wrong lessons can be taken from that – this is a far bigger discussion for a later blog post perhaps.

I’ve seen arguments where these uniforms should only been seen in Museums. Well guess what?Museums occasionally get their uniform and equipment displays wrong and they often don’t like being corrected by the reenacting community! (I’m aware of 2 museums at least that have incorrect 1902 UP saddle and Tack set ups on display which are wrong and the equipment they display is not period appropriate for the display! In both cases the displays were done by the museum staff and historians).

As with all living history events and groups, if you get the right people, with the right reputation for doing the displays and talks right, and you will have the ability to understand the soldier’s perspective, from both sides of the conflict.

Another important thing where reenactors get criticised is where they just look like a bag of shite and don’t look appropriate. Reenacting groups will often look for funding or costs to attend an event, and often that really expensive event that you paid a fortune to attend will look to cut costs and in doing so they will book groups that are cheaper or to cut the costs further by using in-house volunteers.

Now some groups are are cheap because they are starting out and need the money to cover travel costs or to fund then next part of their development. Established groups need to cover their travel costs, public liabilities insurances, repair and maintenance of their equipment etc, that means they are not cheap but you do get a very good display and experience, these are groups such as The Warwicks 1914-1918 Group or the 16th Lancers Group.

Some events decide that they just don’t want to pay out for these groups so they either get some of their volunteers to dress up in uniforms or in a couple of cases they have hire some actors and provided some kit for them to wear. From a Reenactor point of view this is the worst of the all possible worlds, as people will look at these individuals and think “feck me they look fecking rubbish!” and they are right but trying to make people realise they are not reenactors is bloody impossible, They have been trotted out by an event that is too cheapskate to allocate some funds to get a half decent group booked, and regularly we see photos from these type of events being trotted out by Historians and Battlefield guides as the evidence of why reenactors are shite!

To the event organisers, do yourself a favour, if you can’t afford or won’t pay for a decent Living History or Reenacting Group then either don’t add a dressed up element or speak to a Reenacting group and ask if they can provide a small contingent to do a talk or smaller display. All that happens is the reenactors get a bad reputation and the event gets black listed by reenacting groups for the future.

To the Historians out there I have listened to a number of you publicly complain that you are invited to speak at events with an expectation is that you will not be paid – well it is the same thing for the Reenactors.

I’ve worked with historians and on Battlefield Studies/ Staff Rides. Some of these have been really good and some have been shockingly bad. Here is my take on things (this is my opinion and my experience. so you can take it or leave it).

On an Army Staff ride event in France and we are stood on a battlefield. The Historian steps up and gave a really good brief on the Context to the battle, the formations involved and the Generals and the factors that affect the battle to this point. At this point he handed over to the Battlefield Guide who then talks everyone through the battlefield that we were stood on and pointed out all of the relevant features of the battlefield that could be seen and what happened as the battle proceed. At this point he handed over to us the Living History team for us to talk though the kit and equipment that the British, French and German infantrymen would have worn and carried for this particular battle, we then handed back to the historian who then talked through the results and consequences of this particular battle! Job done, good partnership!

On the same staff ride I then had the problem of a different Historian talking through a Battle, in really Big Hand terms and skimming over the particular details of the actual events and location that we are stood on. And then used me as the equivalent of a tailors dummy to talk about my kit and equipment which he proceeded to get completely wrong. Which is really bloody annoying! This well respected individual and published author, while comfortable with the Strategic and operational aspects of the events, was bloody clueless on the tactics and fighting on the site and the particular loads carried by a British Infantryman on the day!

I also attended Battlefield study provided by a commercial company, 5 days around the Ypres battlefields with a focus on 3rd Ypres. By Day 3 it was clear that our guide was really good at the tactical battles of each of the sites we visited, he could walk us through each site and give us great detail about the events, the bravery of the soldiers and wins and losses at each point of the battle. What was lacking was the piece that linked each of these battles together what made these battles part of the Third Ypres Offensive? The operational and strategic aspects were lost or missing, why is that important? Well the audience was Warrant Officers, Majors and a couple of Lt Colonels, and getting to know the bigger picture was probably a bit more important. The follow up letter to the Company Head office expressed the disappointment of missing the key component of what had been asked for when the battlefield study was booked! To resolve this we ended up asking for a War Studies academic from Sandhurst to come and spend a day with us, who quite successfully managed to stitch everything together for us.

Another observation that I have is the hypocrisy of some historians. The number of times that I have seen some historians criticise reenactors and living historians and later appear either in badly fitted and incorrectly worn kit themselves as part of a talk that they are giving or where they give a lecture or presentation and use reenactors as part of that event.

Guys, if you don’t like us then stay the hell away from us and don’t try and jazz up your presentation by slinging some kit on. If you are going to wear kit and equipment then get a hair cut, make sure you are wearing the right kit for the period you are presenting on and make sure you know your stuff about what you have on. If you want to do this then come and talk to us, embrace it and make the effort. The reenacting community wants to help and wants to engage, thats what we do this dressing up milarky for. A really good example of this was on the Ride to High Wood in 2016 we were joined by a professional artist who had been commissioned to produce a piece of art of the battle. He could ride and as such was kitted out as a 7th Dragoon and had spent time prior to the event learning to ride in a WW1 Saddle and equipment and then joined us for the 2 days to ride the ground of the 14th July 1916. He wanted to get an understanding of how the uniform, equipment and saddlery was worn and used prior to starting his artwork.

I’ll leave you with a last anecdote. I was part of a group of living history members doing a set of static WW1 displays at Sandhurst showing the support and logistics involved in the later parts of the Great War. These displays were part of the pre-deployment presentations for the Army Staff Ride in 1918. Those attending the staff ride were broken down into smaller groups and moved around each of the stand and got briefs and the chance to ask questions and handle the kit and equipment. Each of the groups had a mix of nationalities and also civilians Historians and Academics. with one of the groups I noticed most of the academics were not particularly engaged with the displays but with one group one of the academics was really interested, lots of questions, keen to get his hands on the kit and really engaged with what we had on display.

This acedemic later came back to have a chat with my mate and myself. He was really fascinated by the differences in our uniform but by the fact that we were both Royal Engineers. We explained that I was kitted out for a soldier with the Field Squadrons and my younger counterpart was kitted out for a Field Company Sapper and we ran through the differences and similarities for him. He explained that as a Historian he knew about the activities of the Royal Engineers and the wide functions of the different units but to actually see and understand the difference in kit and equipment was something that just wasn’t part of what he dealt with. We had a good discussion and by then end of it had agreed that to get the full picture there is a need and a place to have historians, Battlefield guides and Reenactors working together. I regularly see this Historian on TV and I’m always impressed by him, the fact that he was open to ask questions and engage has probably helped in my opinion of him.

In summary – there are good, bad and middling Reenactors, Battlefield Guides and Historians. The vast majority of reenactors and Living History people are passionate about their area of history and strive to get things right or as near as damn it. Quite a few of the living history and reenacting community are also Battlefield Guides and or Historians so give them credit.

Yes we are a older bunch but we do aim to get younger people engaged and to support them into the community and into groups.

Not everyone that you see in photos are reenactors or living historians, some events are just too tight to pay or invite good quality groups to their events. So sometimes we are tarred with the “Bad” brush due to the poor efforts of event volunteers and actors.

It can be hard to build a reputation as a reenacting group and often that takes attending smaller events and just not quite getting it right to allow them to refine, adjust and correct things, but don’t be too critical because some of these groups have to go through the pain of “not being 100% right” so that they can correct themselves.

And to the Historians who like having a go at criticising some of the reenacting groups, be prepared to eat a bit of humble pie if you suddenly find yourself needing some reenactors for your next book launch or your next history talk, and especially if you find yourself looking like a bag of shite tied in the middle with a 37 pattern web belt!

Lets all play nice and work hard together to give the public and audiences some good quality history events. And most of all lets learn from each other!

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The Officers Field Mess Tin Set

So yesterday I posted on Twitter about a project that I’ve had for a while and I’ve finally managed to make time to clean it up and it’s ready for display and possibly for use. I’m going to go through it step by step so bear with me and let me know what you think.

This an Officers private purchase mess tin. It has a registered pattern number that dates between 10 Jul 1914 and 24 Nov 1914. Now that doesn’t mean that it is a Great War item but it mean the design was registered at this point in time and is period appropriate.

Inside the cotton cover you can see the mess tin set. The cover is held in place with a plain leather strap, which isn’t in too bad a condition. The cover also closes with a small light push stud.

The set is formed with a deep pan and a lid that will act as a frying pan. Take the lid off and you can see a small kettle, a handle for both the Pan and Frying pan.

Underneath the kettle is an aluminium plate. Everything sits together very nicely in pot.

Take the lid of the kettle and you have a cup and some lose items. While the cup looks like it has a lid this isn’t the case.

The cup contains these 2 items.

it’s a bit of an odd one to work out what they are until you realise that one of the items is actually upside down.

What we have is a cooker and a small fuel can. My gut feeling is that this may well be a mentholated spirits burner, its about the same size as my old tranga cooker that I would use for wild camping.

Now the 3 arms are added and hey presto a small cooker ready to go for making a brew or doing a bit of bacon.

The last piece is to finish the set and that is to add the handle to the cup.

Slot in the bottom of the handle into the bottom bracket and then press down and slot the top into the top bracket. Job done!

And just to show the pan handle in use.

Overall a very nice period mess set for the Officer in the Field. I just need to keep an eye out for a campaign Knife Fork Spoon Set and then job done. It fits nicely with my Officer’s Field Kit, and will live in my musette bag with my whisky flask, and other essentials.

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My take on Beards in the Army

As many of you know I sport a fairly large Tashe and in most units that I have worked with over the years my facial hair is better known that I am:

“Have you seen the Garrison Engineer?”

“Who?”

“Bloke with the big Moustache?”

“Oh him, yes, he’s over at the HQ Building…..”

In recent years there has been much debate in the British Military about if we should allow beards and how that will increase recruitment and it will make the British military better.

Will it? is it the simple solution that will solve everything? is it the panacea that we need to fix everything?

No it isn’t, lets not kid ourselves there are far bigger and deeper problems than just letting the military stop shaving and becoming more hipster. I’m going to throw some thoughts and observations out there, they are my views and as such you can agree or disagree that’s your choice but just hear me out. The one argument that will not appear is the “Respirator” issue – I don’t care on that one and that can be discussed by others to their hearts content.

So lets start with my facial hair background. I’ve been in the Sappers for 36 years and I have had facial hair of various forms for 28 years of my career. There has been the occasional short breaks in that period but normally no greater than 4 months as the maximum. During my facial hair career I have done the following:

  • Shaved my tashe off once due to operational necessity. (Norther Ireland)
  • Shaved my tashe off once as I was required (ordered)to give an order for others to shave off their “tour” tashes and I could not give that order when I retained my tashe (on the grounds that my tashe was a “tour” tashe from 15 years prior). Our clean shaven status lasted about 10 days and we started growing facial hair again.
  • Shaved my tashe off due to a misconceived understanding of an order about the removal of “Movember Tashes”, this resulted in myself and another GE removing our long worn Facial hair and there truely becoming 2 x “Grumpy Engineers” knocking about the unit. This also resulted in the 2 Garrison Engineers receiving orders from higher formations (Our Wives) that we were not to return from Tour without our moustaches.

My wife has always liked me having a tashe, even to the point that she saw a photo of me from a Falklands Tour in 98 where I was sporting something that would not have been out of place in 1982 Goose Green with her comment of “that really suits you, can you grow it like that?” .

Wedding day to the GOC UKLF – Please note we are the same height, I’m just stood on a step for the photo!

My unaccompanied posting to Cyprus for 2 years saw me some what rebel and go back to a time when I joined the army and quite a lot of SNCOs had tashes and facial hair “buggeryboards” on the cheeks, so my tashe became some what bigger and more substantial.

Cyprus 2005-7, the development of the enlarged tashe of colonial proportions.
Wearing a serious look of concentration and a large tashe in a show jumping competition.

Now all of this is all very well but I want to add an important note, that will be relevant in a short while. My very first attempt to grow a tashe was on tour in 1990 as a young Sapper. It took 6 weeks to be noticed by anyone and it was clear that I was not ready to have facial hair.

A young tasheless pup lurking in the hedges and ditches of Northern Ireland

So back to my thoughts on the facial hair. when I joined in 1987 most of my Training Sgts and Trade Sgts all had tashes, they were long in the tooth experienced blokes who had been to Northern Ireland, The Falklands War or had spent their time in Germany waiting for the 3rd Shock Army to roll over the inner German Border. Not many of the Officers had tashes and if they did they tended to be the Late Entry Officers, not the blue bloods. Facial hair in the Army of that time was a fairly common sight.

Years later I chatted with a OC that I worked with closely and asked why most officers didn’t wear tashes and he put it down to being traumatised by Walrus Tashed Colour Sgts and Sgt Majors while at Sandhurst. He may well have had a point!

The Moustache used to be compulsory in the British Army until the rescinding of Kings Regulation 1695 in 1916, this was brought about by General Macready. I used to have a problem with this chap until you dig into his history and his work in Ireland is a real insight, the fact that he hated having a moustache is something that we may need to just keep in the back of our mind when we look at the discussion about beards, they are not going to be everyone’s taste.

So the discussion is that we should allow beards, well I think that is a fair point and I don’t have a problem “having beards”. However (you knew there would be a however….) we (the Army) need to think this through, because the RAF clearly did not.

What do I mean by this. When the RAF changed the rules I was doing regular visits to Northwood for meetings and it was clear that most male RAF Officers below Wing Commander where now having a crack at growing beards, and my observation is that the Royal Navy and Army staff officers were clearly enjoying watching the really bad and poor efforts that were being cultivated by their light blue brethren . Some of the people working with these guys should have taken them to one side and said “you’ve had a couple of months of this, it just isn’t working, shave it off sunshine until you get a bit more testosterone…”

This is what happened with my very first effort, I just wasn’t ready for it, it would take 5 more years before I was “mature” enough to start growing facial hair.

My view on this is – just because you are allowed doesn’t mean that you should!

Next, I have not seen any beards in the RAF (with an exception that I will talk about in a moment) that have an element of style other than plain trimmed or clipper graded. These beards seem to lack body or style. Come on Guys, they gave you the opportunity to have a beard now damn well make an effort! At the moment it just looks like you have a beard because you can’t be arse to shave and now that you have it you can’t be arse to do some proper care and maintenance other than get it clippered.

If you are in the RAF and you have a beard then take a leaf out of the efforts done by your Sikh brethren, they show you how to wear a beard. I have chatted regularly with Sikhs to understand the meaning and customs of their facial hair and beards, and it is important to them and they have some bloody impressive sets of whiskers. So if you are going to have a beard then learn from these fine chaps, build up that tashe and get a curl in it, add body and substance to the beard itself and damn well invest in some beard products such as beard oil! I appreciate that it takes time but you need to invest time and effort into it. If you are going to have a beard then bloody well have a beard and be damned proud of it!

Warrant Officer Balbir Flora and 2 newly commissioned RAF Officers.

Now what about the Army, well we have something the RAF doesn’t have. We have a history of beards in the British Army, the Victorian period was awash with the Facial Hair of the British Army expanding the Empire.

Sergeant Major Edwards 1858

In some parts it was the practicalities of Campaigning, the military fashion of the time or to match (and exceed) the facial hair of the Martial Tribes, Clans or Races that we fought against or fought along side. The moustaches and beards of the Army had a lot of meaning.

For me if we are going to allow beards then lets get back to the Historical links and the precedents, standards and styles. Don’t be distracted by the “hipster” style, lets give the beard and tashe that Regimental Identity, give it Tradition, give it a place in the Regiment History.

Make it the “The British Army Beard” not some facial fluff of a soy latte drinking twat with a fecking top knot! (if that upset you – why are you here on this blog? )

Right I’ll pin my colours to the mast, if beards come in prior to the end of my service then I’m going for this style as worn by Lord Roberts and Lord Chelmsford. Side boards extended, sweep round the jaw line and linking in with a full tashe with a waxed curl to it. Throat and chin clean shaven.

Now that facial accoutrements will need care and attention to grow, mature and maintain. My current tashe attracts attention and comments as I move around the multi nation environment as it is, this badger is going to knock my existing tashe for 6. I’d say that style may meet the requirements for a British Army Beard! what are your thoughts?

But regiments can make their own styles, we saw this in the Raj where different regiments would have a style. Did the Army follow the style of society or did society follow the style of the Army?

I know that the Army in India did it to match or be comparable with those that they had dealings with so that they would be on par with the society and the environment they were engaged with.

So my question is “are we, the Army, are going to allow Beards?” and if so what rules are going to be applied? We already have a set of rules for moustaches, how do we develop the rules for beards?

  • Ask permission to grow?
  • 28 days to grow enough to show clear intent and substance?
  • Inspection by the CSM/ SSM at 21 Days to see that its going in the right direction.
  • Well trimmed, uniformed length?
  • what styles are forbidden? Braided Pagan?
  • What styles are allowed – Jan Smuts Goatee perhaps?
  • Beard oils and Tashe Wax?
  • Regimental preferences perhaps?
  • Does it come as an optional privilege of rank or time in unit?

I will say that what ever happens it should not be compulsory. Facial Hair comes and goes from fashion in society. And the wearer should at least commit to putting the effort in and not just use it as an excuse to not bother to shave.

I’ve worked with several other forces and you can see some of them put the effort in (the French and Scandinavians) and for some other forces it is just a token effort that does look pretty poor on the soldier and the unit (you know who you are you scruffy wretches…..!).

Allowing beards will not solve recruitment as it will come with responsibilities for a soldier to look after it and to get it right, there will be very few recruits that will arrive with it right on day one and may end up getting it shaved off along with the trendy hair cut that they arrive with. Also while in training a recruit has enough on their plate to get through an inspection without having their beard inspected – How many recruits arrive at the training depot with a decent tashe – not many I would say.

However once an individual is in a unit why not aim for developing the famous beard style of your particular Regiment or Corps? Join the 1st Battalion Blankshire Rifles – The Fighting Walrus Tashes or the Mad Ginger Beards of 3rd Battalion Royal Highland Lunatics.

The army is pretty good at accommodating different cultural and religious traditions and has made some sensible changes for women’s hair, so I think we can embrace the allowing of beards but lets do it by accommodating and using the cultural facial hair traditions that the British Army had previously and not be blinkered by some modern fad when we already had the answer!

Its just my thoughts……I will leave you with Field Marshal Sir John Linton Simmons of the Corps of Royal Engineers and his exceptionally fine set of Military Whiskers!

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